Cheerfest 2.0 is here and hosted by a wonderful set of people. Today Arlee "Lee" Bird is the target oh I mean target of this online little celebration. Now let's get started.
My answer to the holy four questions.
1. Lee wanted to make friends through A-Z, not get roasted. Bummer.
2. More free time than the kind group who decided to hunt him for Cheerfest 2.0. Run Lee!
3. A post by Mr. Bird is meant to be read. You stalkers just stop hiding behind those bushes.
4. If audio only, Morgan Freeman. On film.... Alan Arkin. Hey it's a documentary not the Oscars. But with is cast...
Flash Fiction
A Juggler's Dream
A juggler in a brown coat answered a challenge. Find the bird in the dark room he was instructed. After an hour he came out empty handed.
"I win," he said.
"How?" the challenger demanded.
The juggler flipped him 'the bird'.
Tossing over the money, the challenger left cursing.
The Bonus Round
Caption: A modern photographic rendition of one of Picasso's cubism paintings. Still have no idea what it is even now.
Hope you had fun everyone. I did.
Thank you for being gentle. I wouldn't mind having Morgan Freeman's voice. Cubist painting? You may be onto something--I can see it.
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An A to Z Co-Host
Tossing It Out
Ha, ha, yes Mr. Freeman is the master when it comes to top shelf voices. I love having fun more than roasting so I decided to be in a 'gentle' middle. Glad you enjoy it and you see something in the cubist comment huh? Aw Lee there may be more mystery to you yet.
DeleteThis was fun! Great answers, and interesting combo of Morgan Freeman and Alan Arkin!
ReplyDeleteJulie
Yeah the Alan Rickman part took me a bit to choose but Morgan Freeman was instantaneous. Which guy wouldn't want a voice like that for their documentary? Fun is the name of the game so I'm happy that you enjoyed this.
DeleteAlan Arkin - I can actually see that!
ReplyDeleteThanks for participating in CheersFest.
You're welcome. Glad you see it.
DeleteI love your Flash! I can see Alan and Morgan in our Bird! lol
ReplyDeleteNicely done
Thanks.
DeleteAh, but roasting is so much fun! Audio and Morgan Freeman is quite the creative choice!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like my choices M.J.
DeleteI love that Cheersfest is going to be an ongoing tradition. :) Great post, Sheena-kay!
ReplyDeleteCheerfest is loads of fun. Thanks Rachel.
DeleteLove the story ending, Sheena and your caption rocks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Arlee!
Thanks J.L., I wanted to do a story where Lee came out on top. Glad you enjoyed the caption too.
DeleteI wonder if Alan Arkin has ever been over-dubbed by Morgan Freeman? Funny.
ReplyDeleteHa, good one.
DeleteYour flash was very clever, indeed!
ReplyDeleteThank you Bish,
DeleteI wish I could juggle.
ReplyDeleteThis year's Cheerfest does make it sound fun.
DeleteWell Answered post!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed Lee the Bird is roasted!!
I love it
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Ha! Glad you had fun.
DeleteThis bonus is the best! :)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from winter Cracow.
Same to you.
DeleteToo funny. Roasting Lee is the perfect choice.
ReplyDeleteLee was definitely fun to tease.
DeletePerfect, Sheena! Totally enjoyed this. Hilarious on all accounts. You are sincerely awesome. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Morgan. Your comment made my day. Who doesn't love being called awesome?
DeleteLee's juggling gives a lot of fodder for the roasting. :)
ReplyDeleteYes it does but also for digging deeper into the man we know as Arlee 'Lee' Bird.
DeleteHah! I love the flash piece. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteGood job, Sheena. It's been a while since I visited Lee's blog. I should pay him a visit soon.
ReplyDeleteYou should and thanks for stopping by.
DeleteHilarious caption Sheena- Kay! That was great :)
ReplyDeleteThanks J.A. and I'm glad you enjoyed the caption.
DeleteThe voice of Morgan Freeman with the look of Alan Arkin, now that's an interesting combination
ReplyDeleteThat combo would definitely wow and amaze.
DeleteGreat roast post - I love Morgan Freeman's voice, a lot!
ReplyDeleteMe too, speak to me Morgan Freeman.
DeleteStalkers hiding in bushes - LOL!
ReplyDeleteYup. Like The Invisible Man told Dracula in Hotel Translyvania, He's just too irresistible not to get troubled.
DeleteFlipped him the bird. Ha! Love it.
ReplyDeleteHi Em! Glad you enjoyed it.
DeleteI thought flipping the bird was majestic - that was a great idea :-)
ReplyDeletesorry I'm a week late commenting, I swear we need to have a Slacker'sFest ...and I will definitely win that one :-)