Wednesday, 23 January 2013

The Word Master Challenge: HOW NOT TO WRITE A NOVEL BEGINING


This month's Challenge from Misha's Blog My First Book. Please note in my entry everything written intentional. The strange writing, errors and everything else. Enjoy and best of luck to all entrants.

In less than 300 words, I want to see your idea of the WORST beginning you can possibly write. The funnier and more creative you are, the better. To make it easier for me, you have the WHOLE of January to enter, but you must please enter the SPECIFIC entry link into the linky list below.

Gimme Back My Candy!

Suzy sat on the windowsill chewing her delicious candy. The sky was grey today but with the promise of a dragon ride over the Land of Poop things were still looking gravy.

Suddenly a shard of glass swooped down and pricked Szy's finger. While the bony blonde shook it, a ribbon snuck up and wrapped itself around her fat bag of candy. By the time the little girl looked down the flying shard of glass grabbed the end of the ribon and flew away.

"Gimme Back My Candy!" Suzy screamed in a gravelly voice.

The shard of glas flew several feet away and did a mock dance. It's greeniness caused Suzy to squint since it seemed to bring out more of the moon which was strange since it was daytime.

Suzy tried to call her dragon but it was in vain. Dragon's didn't get up before noon and now she had to watch  this cursed piece of glassipoopabob prance in the air of sky with her candy.

22 comments:

  1. I loved reading this and I hope to pop over to see other posts. I haven't written a novel only 2 poetry books . I, to be honest wouldn't know where to start but this has sown some seeds of "Things to come".
    Yvonne.

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  2. Dragons sleep late too? Yet another reason to love them. Good luck on the entry!

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  3. Love the 'greeniness' of that shard of glass. Thanks for reminding me of the challenge.

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  4. Lol, well done. That is definitely a bad opening. ;) Good luck with it!

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  5. LOL...sounds a bit like Captain Underpants...you might be on to something!

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  6. Totally entertaining! LOL! What a great idea. Never seen anything like this before. :D

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  7. Haha! Yeah, that is pretty bad, well done ;-)

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  8. Well done? Or is that not what I should say here, lol.

    Hilarious ;-)

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  9. Yup, not the way to start, but hilarious.

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  10. Lol; love The Land of Poop. Sounds like a fly on the warpath :) Well done on the errors, and so funny too.

    .....dhole

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  11. Ha! The Land of Poop! Love it! :) Very fun entry.

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  12. Hahaha! Great job... er... uh... I mean that was greatly horrible.

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  13. *laughing9 Oh my heck, that was awesome! :)

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  14. thats actually a great first line =) ha!

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  15. Haha. This was horribly awesome :) great job.

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  16. Hahaha loved this entry! Sorry for commenting so late. I read it before, but looks like my comment vanished to spam. :-/

    Will be back again to judge against the other entries. Good luck!

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  17. Yep, that really was bad. But "glassipoopabob" is an awesome word! Err... great job!

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  18. LOL. Well, it's definitely...creative. =)

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