This month's Challenge from Misha's Blog My First Book. Please note in my entry everything written intentional. The strange writing, errors and everything else. Enjoy and best of luck to all entrants.
In less than 300 words, I want to see your idea of the WORST beginning you can possibly write. The funnier and more creative you are, the better. To make it easier for me, you have the WHOLE of January to enter, but you must please enter the SPECIFIC entry link into the linky list below.
Gimme Back My Candy!
Suzy sat on the windowsill chewing her delicious candy. The sky was grey today but with the promise of a dragon ride over the Land of Poop things were still looking gravy.
Suddenly a shard of glass swooped down and pricked Szy's finger. While the bony blonde shook it, a ribbon snuck up and wrapped itself around her fat bag of candy. By the time the little girl looked down the flying shard of glass grabbed the end of the ribon and flew away.
"Gimme Back My Candy!" Suzy screamed in a gravelly voice.
The shard of glas flew several feet away and did a mock dance. It's greeniness caused Suzy to squint since it seemed to bring out more of the moon which was strange since it was daytime.
Suzy tried to call her dragon but it was in vain. Dragon's didn't get up before noon and now she had to watch this cursed piece of glassipoopabob prance in the air of sky with her candy.